REAL MEN WHERE PANTS THAT FIT chapt 1

ITS AMAZING TO ME HOW MEN ACT THESE DAYS. I MEAN WHAT IS THIS VELVET? ITS LIKE THEY ARE ALLERGIC TO GETTING A JOB AND PAYING BILLS AND TAKING CARE OF THEIR KIDS OR SOMETHING. I WOULD HAVE NEVER GUESSED THERE WAS A DISEASE YOU COULD CATCH FROM DOING ALL OF THAT. MY OUT LOOK IS VERY SIMPLE IN THIS BLOG. REAL MEN NEED TO WEAR THE PANTS THAT FIT THEM. IF YOUR GONNA WEAR THEM HANGING OFF YOUR ASS, THEN GO THE FUCK BACK TO THE MINOR LEAGUES UNTIL YOUR READY TO WALK WITH THE BIG DOGGS RUFF RUFF BARK !

NOW THE PANTS THAT I AM TALKING ABOUT AREN'T THE CLOTHES THAT YOU PUT ON. THE PANTS CAN BE CONSIDERED THE ROLE THAT YOU ASSUME AS A MAN FOR INSTANCE AND I'M GOING THERE PEOPLE. IF YOUR HAVING SEX WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER AND YOU FEEL YOURSELF ABOUT TO CUM AND FOR SOME REASON YOU DECIDE HMMM. THIS SHIT FEELS SO DAMN GOOD I JUST MIGHT STAY IN HERE A BIT AS IF YOU COULD HOLD IT BACK, YEAH RIGHT. THEN YOUR ASS IS READY TO ASSUME FATHER HOOD. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT IT WAS A MISTAKE. NO A MISTAKE WOULD BE LETTING YOU GET SOME PUSSY IN THE FIRST PLACE. BE A FUCKING MAN FOR ONCE. SURE THE SEX WAS GOOD. I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT. SURE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO WEAR A CONDOM BECAUSE THE TWO OF YOU HAD BEEN TOGETHER FOR A WHILE AND WERE COMFORTABLE WITH EVERYTHING. I DON'T CONDONE THAT BUT I CERTAINLY HAVE HEARD OF THIS. BUT THE MOMENT YOU CUM INSIDE OF HER YOU WANT TO RUN AWAY LIKE THE KENYAN TEAM IN THE OLYMPICS. I HOPE YOUR ASS GET THE GOLD MEDAL.

YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME, FOLLOW ME AS WE EXAMINE THIS BEHAVIOR. AND WHY ITS SUCH A LARGE PROBLEM OVER ALL. AND MOST OF ALL WHAT CAN BE DONE ABOUT IT. NEXT CHAPTER PEOPLE

WHAT MAKES A WOMAN A GOLD DIGGER chapter 4

i couldn't believe it right in front of us his wife sat down at the bar and some guy just walks in and sits beside her and starts talking. he orders a few drinks and they start giggling and laughing. now dude got upset, he automatically assumed that she was cheating, and she may have been but i told him to just chill and let this whole thing play out. you had to wonder what brought her to a place like that to meet a guy in the first place, she knew he was going out but did she know her own husband was going to be there. it was almost as if she was trying to make a statement of some sort.

so we're looking and she is just chatting away with this dude who looked like he came out of the chronicles of fucking ugly. but he was buying her ass those drinks though. about 30 minutes later they went outside. they both got into his car, a landrover fully stocked. she was smiling up a storm too. i don't know why, its not like it was her car. kind of reminds me of the high school days where a girl would be grinning up a storm when her boyfriend picked her up in his car as if she had dibs on it or something. bullshit , we know your ass was just riding shot gun! so i was like yo we not gonna follow them because she might see you and then all hell could break loose. but all they did was drive around the corner to fridays. i was like dayum big spender drinks and dinner in the same night. i know he thinks he's getting some. but he didn't. after the dinner she left got into her car and he got into his and they went their seperate ways. it doesn't make sense at first but when you think about it , it really does. you see she was looking to be spoiled. this was apparent. her husband didn't take her out like that so she went else where to get the attention. now unfortunately for the guy the one night date was exactly that. he was just a booty call without the booty. he was a fuckin maybey , a just in case, an open wallet. lets try this again in english shall we. she was a gold digger. she was just one of those women who went on a date for the perks but had no intentions of anything further, while my poor buddy was working long shifts to pay for a mortgage payment and car payments and other bills, she was just out cashing in.

this happends more than you think. can it be considered cheating. well yeah of course it could i mean she did go out with another man. but is it really her fault or is it his. well i think its both. you see neither of them should have ever gotten married to one another because it was obvious that at least one of them was about money and that my friends is all it takes. so what happened to our happy couple. hmm. you tell me.. was this story real or was it just a story. was it all in your imagination or was it in reality. thats a good question thats a very good question.

i wanna thank everyone for reading my blogs, check out my next entry entitled. "real men where pants that fit" you don't wanna miss this. and here we go!

gotta show mad love to :

god, thank you so much for blessing me and my family we are forever grateful

lisa, the wifey who stands by me no matter what yep thats what we do

elizabeth and joshua, our little princess and prince daddy is always working hard to make sure you guys have it all baby headed straight to the top yep

to my best friend thomas, yo we gotta hit philly soon i'm ready to shop till i drop there 1 love

to my familia johnson fam love you guys , i know i haven't been around much lately and i probably won't for a while but always thinking of you guys

to deron and familia, it was awesome seeing you and your family can't wait to catch you guys up in newyork, i'm there in december baby lets go!

to my brother vincent hey little bro sending you a really cool care package look out for that

to my brother justin yo man hold things down in the v.a. i'll catch up with you around december we gotta get you up to the york

to all my friends that i have forgotten to mention 1 love always

lets go!

what makes a woman a gold digger chapt 3

yes as beautiful as they are and as much as we love them , unfortunately lots of women are gold diggers. not all of them but most are. most women will spend money on themselves first and pay their bills 2nd if at all. women will lie about their finances to borrow money from men or their girlfriends to so called pay a bill and the next night you see them with a new pair of come fuck me heels on. yep we've all seen it. its like when you take a woman to a theater for a movie she stands there and looks straight ahead because she has no intentions of paying shit! is this right. well think about this for a second. sure you don't mind treating a woman out the first date but after that shouldn't she be kicking out something. i mean damn you gotta have some money somewhere in that purse. everything else is in there.

back when i was dating i would run from a woman that told me she was about money. i remember i had a thing for this girl that worked in d.c. i was working for fedex at the time and i would save her office for last just so that i could run into her and have 5 minutes of her day. and man i'm telling you she was gorgeous! she was awesome all the way up to the day she told me that she had a list of requirements and demands for the men that she dated. and then she had a nerve to pull it out of her purse, wait pause for a second .... i did mentioned that women have everything in their purses right?... ok the list was big it was long , i swear it had 25 things listed, and as soon as i saw number one , i left the office and never saw this girl again. it was crazy. you wouldn't believe that number one on her list was that the guy she dated had to get paid weekly because she got paid bi weekly and needed money every week. i was like hell no!

i'm not one to lable anyone so i won't but the truth is gold diggers exsist. in reality and in the minds of so many. and we're going to test this theory right now.

it was weird because i knew this guy for like 10 years. i never really would have thought that he was having marital problems. we went out one night had a few glasses of wine at a local pub and he was just pouring his heart out about how much money he and his wife were spending. well technically his wife. i knew this guy he was a saver for real, i mean he was the type of guy that wouldn't go to the store without a coupon, and he expected it to be doubled even if it was over a dollar. so we're at this pub and it was a pretty nice night , and out of the blue his wife walks in. his mouth dropped because he thought she was going to be at home at least thats what she said. she came through dressed to kill, with the whole "get it while its hot" dress on. and "catch me if you can "shoes on. she came up in the door and didn't look his way. she headed straight to the bar and sat down and ordered a beer. a few minutes later someone walked in and sat down right beside her and started talking. uh oh! could this be drama it damn sure was. right in front of us, and not acknowledging her husband in the process, this girl sat right down and started talking too.....

next chapter people....ha ha don't you guys just love when i write like this :)

WHAT MAKES A WOMAN A GOLD DIGGER chapt 2

women who are gold diggers are basically cultured and raised in this role. for instance, alot of moms will tell there daughters that when they get older to meet a nice guy who makes lots of money and can buy you that dream house and car and take good care of you. WHAT THE FUCK? now see that is where the train gets derailed right there. so once this little girl becomes a young woman she is already looking for guys who make a very good living and is willing to open up there wallets to her. she now dates guys that only fit that criteria, so she now becomes a gold digger. instead of teaching their daughter to grow up maybey go to college and gain an interest in a very proimising career so that she can get established on her own. they are teaching her to become dependent on a man. which is a hell no, because most men aren't dependable to begin with. but this is where it starts.

and they make careers out of this. they go through there 20's fucking every dude with a nice car, they go through there 30's doing the same thing and buy the time they hit 40 they are wandering why they are single. hell they know why, because you spent your entire life searching for something that simply isn't there. listen if i took a line up of ten men. and placed them in front of a group of women . 10 times out of 10 none of them would be wealthy. now maybey one or two of them may have good paying jobs, and maybey one of them were living comfortable with his salary. so the odds are slim. now don't get me wrong there is nothing wrong with taking care of your significant other. i try everyday to give my wife the best, i work very hard for that. its a part of marriage that makes you want to do these things. but i'd be damn if i was gonna do it just for kicks and let her just be after my money. hell i'm not rich. i do ok, but i go bills man. she she's gotta love me for me. and yeah she does. i can't complain. but i know in my heart she would be with me through rain or shine and thats the way it should be people. rain or shine not rain or dimes. its funny because i dated the gold digger type, and it cost me a fortune, i remember this one girl ordered the most expensive thing on the menu. shrimp fucking scampi! i'll never forget that. then had a nerve to order two deserts and told me one was for her mom. i was like dayum! after the date she asked me when was the next time we were gonna go out. i was like never i can't afford you, hell you can't even afford you!

its funny i look at where i came from and i realized how hard i worked to get there and i just couldn't be the one to spend it all on a girl that feels as though as long as she is fucking me with the come get me heels on, i'm suppose to go broke. hell no! i wasn't going out like that. truth is most men do. they will spend their fucking rent money on a girl that has grey eyes , knowing damn well they wearing contacts and thats where i blame the men. yeah its part their fault because men lie so damn much their noses grow .

the problem is men lie. men will look you in the face and lie. i know this guy right now who says he makes 165,000 a year. knowing damn well he doesn't. no one is making that type of money in this economny the jobs just don't pay those type of salaries anymore. which brings me to this point. everything has seemed to flow backwards. nurses today are making less than what they did 10 years ago. doctors are making less. jobs in general are starting individuals off with less money than they did for the same position 10 years ago. so why fall for that. the truth is your falling for the wallet and what someone can do for you, not the individual.

its funny how i can look at the people i know at 30 plus. the term went from thats my boyfriend to thats my friend. what the hell is that. you just as well should say thats who i'm fucking. because thats what it is.

and love the fact that women will claim that they won't date a guy who works at target or walmart. hello look at your shirt , you work at target or walmart! so once again the goldigger. its like that seinfeld episode, "your breaking up with a women because she's bald. hello your bald!"

ok stay tune as i put a twist on this gold digging scenario. over the next few chapters. this is gonna get good . lets go!

WHAT MAKES A WOMAN A GOLD DIGGER chapt 1

when you think of the term gold digger you automatically assume that it is a woman who is simply with someone because of their money or financial position. are there gold diggers, absolutely there are, hell i have dated a few. but the question is are most women gold diggers. well i think you have to start at the root of what a gold digger is.

you see there are plenty of women who will cheat on their spouse or significant other , or even run away from there relationships because they feel that another man can make them happy. the problem is when you base that theory on money. and its funny because alot of men don't really have money in the first place, its all in the appearance. and here is what i mean by that. follw me because we're going deep into this discussion.

a woman that is engaged to an average guy decides to have an affair on her man because of the problems that they were having. instead of being a real woman and trying to work it out or at least discuss the problem and try to find a reasonable solution where no one gets hurt, she decides to have an affair and end her engagement. the guy she has an affair with appears to be stable. dresses nice has a nice car, takes her out to dinner, and spoils her with flowers on the regular. they eventually get together and she hopes to find happiness. instead she finds her size 8 feet with her pedicure and painted toes right dead in her mouth. not just one foot but two. you see this guy appeared to be stable. but when you are living at home or with a roomate , you can be stable as hell. but when you have to take on real bills and real responsibility , you can become more unstable than that crazy bitch from misery. on the outside this guy seemed to have it all, but behind closed doors he was as broke as she was. now who saw that one comming.

its amazing how this happends though. a woman will tell you , he's not the man i thought he was. but in fact he was the same man that you met the first night. he was doing what he always did, you however were stupid because you based everything on what appeared to be the truth. you see men will lie like hell to get some pussy. they'll try to win an oscar for it. but the truth does come out. it always has and it always will. i remember being in the barbershop and this guy told me that if his bills were late, then they just were late, he had to look good. and i was like how is your dumbass gonna look good standing in the dark because you didn't pay your electric bill. and most men are this way. they'd rather look good first pay bills second. and women are like this as well. and because they are they go for men that appear to fit their standard. funny thing is you don't have a standard when you stoop to that level. your basing your whole life on what someone can do for you. and then you find out after having their children and giving them so much pussy that they can keep some in a doggy bag, that the whole thing was a waste of time. you tried for shrimp scampi and your dumbass got a mcdonalds fish sandwitch. and instead of being labled a gold digger, looks like you were just digging for gold and came up empty.

funny thing is gold diggers know it, they know they're stupid they can see it written right across their forehead. but what makes a woman this way. well it starts from birth and i'll go there next chapter.

30 PLUS

NOW AT AGE 36 I FEEL LIKE I LIVED LONG ENOUGH TO BE ABLE TO SAY THAT I CAN DO ANYTHING. I THINK ONCE YOU'VE HAD IT HARD YOU CAN'T GO ANYWHERE BUT UP. AND THATS WHAT I INTEND ON CONTINUING. I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD. NO MATTER HOW TOUGH THE ROAD IS TO GET THERE , PUT IT IN YOUR MIND AND GET THERE. DREAMS DO COME TRUE, JUST NOT WHEN YOU WANT THEM TO. BUT THAT MAKES THE CHALLANGES OF LIFE ALL WORTH WHILE. I LOOK FORWARD TO CONTINUING TO BE A GOOD HUSBAND AND FATHER AND TEACHING MY KIDS THAT ITS OK TO BE DISCOURAGED ITS OK TO STRUGGLE, BUT IT IS NEVER OK TO GIVE UP.

OK WANT TO THANK EVERYONE FOR READING THIS BLOG STAY TUNE FOR MY NEXT BLOG ENTITLED. WHAT MAKES A WOMAN A GOLD DIGGER

30 plus volume 4

now i was 34 and to my surprise we found out that lisa and i were expecting our second child. i was scared at first because i had just finally been able to take a breath finacially. but i remembered that as long as you have faith in god, he will provide. 9 months later i found myself at gbmc for a second time and joshua matthew barnes was born. this was crazy, where elizabeth came out with a head full of hair and looked chinese, joshua came out with no hair with blue eyes. so i immediately looked at lisa and said hey is there something you want to tell me. but of course she gave me the clair huxtable stare and was like don't even go there. i knew that though. lisa may be a pain in the ass but she is as faithful as they come. come to find out her grandfather had blue eyes and so i guess joshua had inherited them from him. now they are green. we laugh about it to this day. now we had to nickname him so we called him butt , because he slept with his butt up in the air. pretty strange huh. but thats the barnes family.

i gotta say i felt good though in my mid 30's. i had my boy and my girl, all i needed was a dog to complete the set. it felt like all the nay sayers fuled me to do the right thing. it felt like i could teach my kids that anything is possible. i always wanted to be married with kids and have a house and vacations and all of that and i was able to achieve that. but i know inside i'm not done, i can't be. i have to continue to set new goals , i have to continue to try i have to continue to believe. and i want happiniess for everyone for my family for my friends, i just want everyone to be happy because i know what its like to be miserable and feel like the whole world is comming down on you. my life had changed i had grown up and believe me i needed to. things had gotten so much better for me, and to me thats the american dream. its not about materialistics. its about knowing that you can and proving to yourself that you can.

next up age 36 lets go!

30 plus volume 3

being 33, life felt like it had turned a corner for me finally. financially i had arrived. and i love that expression because when you come from what i've come from and you finally are able to stand strong among the rest, well it makes you feel good about yourself, it makes you feel proud. it makes you feel like all the hard work, all of the long nights of wondering how you were gonna pay your bills were finally comming to an end. i remember dating girls that were only about money or hanging with dudes that would brag about the money that had at the time but now this was real life this was where everything counted and i was standing tall, as far as the rest of them all i can say is dayum what a shame. i'm not one to brag so i will never do that. i will always be humble and grateful knowing that me and lisa and our children are very blessed to be where we are. but we fought for this. it damn sure wasn't handed to us. we went through so much and now we were where we wanted to be. we were able to give ourselves and elizabeth the family life we always wanted.

you see being a minority means one thing survival. you have to know how to do that because your not gonna be handed a damn thing unless its bullshit and that you can find for free. i learned a long time ago that rules of society are set up for minorities to fail and thats why most do. they become content with their status and they don't keep reaching and trying. but you have to, you can never be content because while others have a free ride you have nothing. this certainly isn't a racial blogg this is reality. i've seen and lived through this. and you have to know the rules of the game before you play it. and you also have to play by these rules until you are able to stand on your own and make your own rules. and it feels good to do that. its like going to the bank and depositing 500 bucks the teller says to you thanks have a nice day. now try depositing 5,000 dollars and they don't know how to act, bank managers are racing from their lunch break to help you with anything you may need. in other words they are straight kissing your ass. to me, you should have treated me that way no matter how much i was depositing but this is where we are and how we live.

life was good , i couldn't complain, i was doing everything i needed to do to support my family and my marriage had survived some pretty rough obstacles. i remember my uncle sitting me down asking me at the time would i have anymore kids. i was like i'm not sure i'm just now getting things together. and he said" when your marriage is on track, everything clicks mentally and physically, and because of that your gonna have kids. a good marriage is baby making music, its just gonna happen." and guess what happen

next chapter age 34 a dad again!

30 plus volume 2

life was hard in my early 30's but it was fulfilling i was a dad for the first time and married and although the financial woes were horrible. i was determined to pull ahead of every obstacle that stood before me. all but one. one that i never expected to be a problem and that was the inlaws. you see some people never realize how jealousy can affect someone. it can turn you against your bestfriend, if you let it. but yet there it stood with people who didn't know me from the jump. here i was an african american man married to a filipino woman and that in itself was unacceptable to some. no i wasn't a drug dealer and no i wasn't a womanizer or even an abusive person. but still hate exsisted. now what was i to do. well the choice for me was easy. and that was to keep on doing what i always did. stay focused and not let the people around me bring their bullshit to my life. now for me this was easy because i have always been like that. you see getting married means that you chose your spouse over everyone else. they become your bestfriend. together you can go far, but seperate your not going anywhere. and thats what this problem was all about. although me and lisa loved eachother very much we were in fact from different worlds. we were very different. and it showed during this course of problems.

sometimes you never want to think that the people closest to you are out to hurt you, but the truth is they are more likely to do it than anyone else, mainly because they feel that because they are family, they get a free pass. well not with me you don't. i stood my ground on this and i never swayed from it. the moment you stop putting me first and allow others to disrespect our marriage the more likely and definitely we won't make it. and this problem stood in the way for a while man. it was just something that wasn't going away. but like all problems, you have to deal with them and get rid of them. and thats exactly what we did.

now of course being the person that i am, i believe very strongly in family, i grew up with a loving family but chaos was again at my front door so i did what i do best. fcous on the positive and turn the page.

next chapter the barnes family gains success, yes there is a rainbow at the end of the sky finally age 33

30 PLUS volume one

i woke up this morning at around 5am and looked into the bathroom mirror. i couldn't believe it. i am 36. now this may just sound like an age to most people but to me it was a very big deal. i look back at where i came from and how i grew up and the odds that were aginst me and found myself at 36. i felt proud. its still hard to believe sometimes. the kid that was born to a single african -american mother and a father who didn't give the square root of shit whether i lived or died. i guess i can say that i felt that i had the odds stacked against me from the beginning. i can remember my grandmother telling me as kid that i would go on to do alot of good things in the world and here i am 36 married with two kids. wow man!

its funny i can look back at 29 and i see myself walking out of gbmc hospital with my wife lisa ann barnes and our first born child elizabeth ann barnes. it was crazy because i was no longer that guy that was up in newyork and philly partying all the time. i was a married man with a child. and this i never saw comming. it was really cool at first because i was married. i had someone to come home to and i never had that before. we would actually go out on dates as if we were a two teenagers, playing pool, movies every weekend and even playing air hockey. but now at approaching 30 we were about to become parents. and i must admit i was nervous. i learned how to change my first diaper and i actually was able to clean up poop without getting sick. i had my first scare when elizabeth fell and i learned to make bottles and everything. everything was awesome it was great. i was married with my first child in my career and nothing could stop me. but then it hit me. BILLS! I had so many bills even my bills had bills. i never would have guessed that daycare cost 220 a week and formula was costing me about 80 bucks a week not to mention diapers and clothes and everything else baby elizabeth needed. i was barely able to afford anything for myself. but it was worth it. i was a husband at a dad and now 30 and i felt like my life was comming full circle. then things beagn to change and the real challanges began.

a good friend of mine who was sort of a father figure to me told me that its easy to get married but harder to stay married and boy he wasn't lying. the honey moon phase was over. our life now revolved around bills daycare expenses groceries and clothes for elizabeth. at one point we were working just to pay for daycare. you see i didn't have that supporting cast that most people have. you know, mom and dad watch the baby so i can go out and have a life. no way! me and lisa had this child and we were determined to raise her. it seemed like the bills would never end because everytime i blinked there was something else due. i wanted to complain but what was i going to say, i'm not doing it? no way was i gonna be like my father who i never even knew. that in itself drove me to push harder to be a better husband and father. but don't get me wrong it was a round trip ticket to hell and back through the process. i can remember looking at my paycheck saying yeah i make lots of money. then the bills hit and i was like yeah that shit should have read pay to the order of the fucking bills. i gotta laugh because everytime i got mad about the situation i would look at my daughter who slept with one foot up in the air and thats why we named her feet and we still do to this day. its funny because when i call her feet most people don't get it. but she really is feet lol. i guess you had to be there to see it.

anyways things started to improve we both started to make more money at our jobs and our marriage had survived 2 years things were looking up , then the bombshell hit.

next chapter age 32 lets go!

SEX GETS BETTER WITH AGE chapt 5

we all can agree on one thing when the sex is good, its fuckin slamming , its the sex that you just don't want to get out of bed from. but the good thing is you can do it all over again. sex can be fun, it can be sensual, it can be fuckin awesome and adventurous. but always remember to respect one another and love one another and keep that conversation wide open for unlimited possibilities. you'd be surprise on how good your sex life can become.


ok peeps thanks for reading my latest blog, catch my next blog, "30 plus" as i tell my own story and views and several chapters as i view life at 36. this is gonna be very personal you don't wanna miss it. lets go!

SEX GETS BETTER WITH AGE chapt 4

what makes sex good to a man. well speaking as a man and from a man's point of view. most men like the idea of being pleased. now that doesn't mean we are afraid to put the work in. hell i'll put in overtime myself if needed. but we love to be pleased. yes we too love massages and footrubs, and yes blow jobs. for those who didn't hear me let me say this a little louder. YES MEN LIKE BLOW JOBS! we need the them, its a must. its almost like sex had two parts one is positional and the other is oral. now some women do not like to give them and i can respect that. but its almost a requirement for the job if i may. it goes right on the resume under hobbies. you know ride bikes, have sex, give blow jobs. now is it wrong for a guy to always expect a blow job, well no just as it isn't wrong for a woman to expect oral sex. yes men we need to go down and take a dive as well. oral sex is like the appetizer before the main course its gets you started, doesn't fill you up but gives you just enough to get your sex buds up and running. now don't get me wrong i get it, i undertstand that some men stink! i've heard women say this about guys but ladies drop a hint to these stinky boyfriends of yours, just say hey i want to give you a blow job but you really stink! i suggest you go and take a shower and oh yeah use soap this time around. sure it could hurt his feelings but the truth hurts sometimes.

now men, its called taking care of yourself down there, you gotta wash that area as you would your face. very carefully. you have to use lotion and baby powder to make sure that even when you sweat your balls don't. i mean come on, no woman wants to suck on some sweaty ass balls. if you think your not getting a blow job now keep doing that shit and you'll never get one. ok next make sure your underwear is clean. windows may have streaks but your damn boxers certainly should not. and last but not least. work it out with your partner when you climax, not everyone wants to go that extra mile. some women can get very adventurous but don't assume anything be respectful.

ok now ladies, men well some men love oral sex i know i do. i think its the next best thing to tasting strawberries well without the strawberries. i love oral sex i think i rank it right up there with regular sex. but there are some issues that can prevent your man from going down on you. ok first of all ladies. pleae wash. forget the douche for a second i mean really wash. even if that means you have to do a hand stand in the shower with your legs open. hey what ever works for you. but you gotta get in there and you gotta get in there good. ok next you gotta shave, i mean come on now, no body is that interested in visiting the jungle. and of course use that edible body oil that is awesome and gets the senses aroused! yeah you gotta try that. and of course dress for the occassion. and here we go.

i remember dating this girl where she wore alot of sweats , i mean even when we went out she looked like she was ready to go jogging. so when we had sex there was like no imagination there. no guy wants a girl to have sex in some sweats that says "i'm awesome" on the ass. where something nice and elegant but freaky. something that reveals not too much but just enough so that your man will be ready to rip your clothes off. and last but not least be respectful as well when your ready to climax talk to your partner not everyone is thirsty right then.

ok lets close this out next chapter.