what makes sex good to a man. well speaking as a man and from a man's point of view. most men like the idea of being pleased. now that doesn't mean we are afraid to put the work in. hell i'll put in overtime myself if needed. but we love to be pleased. yes we too love massages and footrubs, and yes blow jobs. for those who didn't hear me let me say this a little louder. YES MEN LIKE BLOW JOBS! we need the them, its a must. its almost like sex had two parts one is positional and the other is oral. now some women do not like to give them and i can respect that. but its almost a requirement for the job if i may. it goes right on the resume under hobbies. you know ride bikes, have sex, give blow jobs. now is it wrong for a guy to always expect a blow job, well no just as it isn't wrong for a woman to expect oral sex. yes men we need to go down and take a dive as well. oral sex is like the appetizer before the main course its gets you started, doesn't fill you up but gives you just enough to get your sex buds up and running. now don't get me wrong i get it, i undertstand that some men stink! i've heard women say this about guys but ladies drop a hint to these stinky boyfriends of yours, just say hey i want to give you a blow job but you really stink! i suggest you go and take a shower and oh yeah use soap this time around. sure it could hurt his feelings but the truth hurts sometimes.
now men, its called taking care of yourself down there, you gotta wash that area as you would your face. very carefully. you have to use lotion and baby powder to make sure that even when you sweat your balls don't. i mean come on, no woman wants to suck on some sweaty ass balls. if you think your not getting a blow job now keep doing that shit and you'll never get one. ok next make sure your underwear is clean. windows may have streaks but your damn boxers certainly should not. and last but not least. work it out with your partner when you climax, not everyone wants to go that extra mile. some women can get very adventurous but don't assume anything be respectful.
ok now ladies, men well some men love oral sex i know i do. i think its the next best thing to tasting strawberries well without the strawberries. i love oral sex i think i rank it right up there with regular sex. but there are some issues that can prevent your man from going down on you. ok first of all ladies. pleae wash. forget the douche for a second i mean really wash. even if that means you have to do a hand stand in the shower with your legs open. hey what ever works for you. but you gotta get in there and you gotta get in there good. ok next you gotta shave, i mean come on now, no body is that interested in visiting the jungle. and of course use that edible body oil that is awesome and gets the senses aroused! yeah you gotta try that. and of course dress for the occassion. and here we go.
i remember dating this girl where she wore alot of sweats , i mean even when we went out she looked like she was ready to go jogging. so when we had sex there was like no imagination there. no guy wants a girl to have sex in some sweats that says "i'm awesome" on the ass. where something nice and elegant but freaky. something that reveals not too much but just enough so that your man will be ready to rip your clothes off. and last but not least be respectful as well when your ready to climax talk to your partner not everyone is thirsty right then.
ok lets close this out next chapter.
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